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Can you get that inky?

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Back over here kicking this ladder.

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Now, Lance, the media has never
commented in interviews on how big you

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comment?

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Look, I don't think about that. I never
measured it.

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I guess it's pretty good. In fact, it's
great. You know, they're all big on

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screen. Well, do you enjoy your sex
scenes with co -star Linda Hans?

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Well, Linda Hans is the studio's top
star.

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That's why we work together.

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And do you get together off camera?

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Linda and I have our own private lives,
so the only time we're together is when

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we're shooting.

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Well, I'm sure you have a very busy
life, and it must be draining.

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Not really.

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Well, that's what I've heard.

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Oh.

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I'll tell you what. Why don't we have
dinner tonight? Maybe we can...

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continue this conversation about my
after hours reputation.

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Sorry, Lance, I can't. I have all these
things. I hate to interrupt your

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interview, Mr. Hardy, but literally
speaking, we do have to get this fucking

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scene shot.

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That's if you can be up for it.

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Well,

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international box office star Lance
Hardy has to get it hard.

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Okay, heat him up.

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All righty.

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Box office star, really.

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We're sided. We're sided.

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We watch too many of your old movies.

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Now, if your cock were as hard as your
head, maybe we could get started.

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You know, you got a terrific mouth.

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So I've been told.

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Especially when no words come out of it.

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Oh, for God's sakes, Linda.

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This is supposed to be a sex scene.
You're a nympho. Instead, you're acting

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my wife.

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Quiet on the set, everybody.

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I'm sorry.

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Okay, okay.

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Let's just get this thing started then
so we can get this dumb scene over with.

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You know he's right.

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Roll sound.

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Rolling.

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Speed.

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Speed. Mark it.

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Mark it.

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Action.

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What did she do?

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Oh, did it hurt him?

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Linda bit Lance on his most precious
asset.

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Okay, Phil.

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There's something I want you to say to
both of them for me and Mr. Koontz.

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Tell them to stop acting like prima
donnas and finish the fucking movie!

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Now, if they don't do it, they'll never
start another picture together again, or

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separately either.

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Oh, what did she do now, Phil?

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She did what?

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All right, Phil, I'll get back to you.

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Lance said something to provoke Linda.

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So she bit his cock and walked off the
set.

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Lance Hardy, boy asshole.

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Harvey, somewhere out there, there's got
to be another schmuck with a pretty

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face and a big putz and able to come on
cue.

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And if I ever find him, I'll run Mr.
Lance Hardy's ass right out of

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You know, Bernie, this asshole that
you're talking about, his last three

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pictures netted us 1 .8 mil.

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And that doesn't include the licensing
fees for Lance Hardy vibrators and the

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Lance Hardy dildos. He's still an
asshole.

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Harvey, I'm going to put out a casting
call. I'm going to get two new stars.

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going to replace them both.

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Just in case you've forgotten, we've
taken a couple of advances for another

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Lance Hardy Linda Hand picture.

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So, we'd better come up with a Hardy
Hand picture.

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Hello? Hi, Ginger.

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No, I really don't feel like going
shopping today.

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Well, I thought I'd just, I don't know,
sit around by the pool and answer some

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fan mail.

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Okay, sure.

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All right, bye.

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Dear Miss Hand, I'm one of your many
fans.

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I jerk off to all your movies.

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Once the theater manager caught me and
kicked me out.

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Now I go to another theater.

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Could I have a picture of you? Your
devoted fan.

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How sweet.

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It's 78 sunny degrees on a beautiful day
in Los Angeles. And you're listening to

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non -stop music on your favorite radio
station.

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Yeah? Uh, Miss Linda Hand?

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Yes, what do you want?

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Uh, I'm here with the Apex Pool Service.

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I'm here to serve with you.

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I mean the pool. To serve at the pool.
It's your regular day.

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Where's Mr. Miranda?

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Uh, he's in Europe on vacation.

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Well, the pool business must be pretty
lucrative.

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Oh, well, if it's not convenient now, I
could come back at another time.

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Well, you're here now. You might as well
come on in and get it done.

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No, what's your name?

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Cochran, ma 'am.

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Miss Cochran?

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No first name?

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Well, they call me Bud, ma 'am.

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Tell you what, I'll call you Bud if you
stop calling me ma 'am. Make me sound

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like Queen Victoria.

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I think I'm still too young to play that
part.

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You are the Linda Hamm from the movies,
aren't you?

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You've seen some of my films.

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I've seen good enough to eat, and
genitals prefer blondes. Since I've been

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I've been to the Pussycat Cinema a
couple of times. But back home, a group

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guys and me, we go to the theater almost
every week.

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It won't bother you if I lay out here
and get some sun, will it?

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No, ma 'am.

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I mean, no.

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No, it won't.

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Bud, why don't you come over here and
put some oil on me?

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Bud?

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Is this part of your usual service, Bud?

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You see anybody in the water with me?

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No.

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I don't know.

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What's the score?

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Not the game, schmuck. What do you think
of the act?

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What's the big deal?

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She only gets one channel.

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Turn that thing down a little, will you,
honey?

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You've got an interesting act.

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We'll let you know.

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You've got nice tits, Toots.

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We'll let you know. Thank you very much.

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Next.

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Thank you very much.

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Send the next girl in, will you?

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Next.

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I can't take much more of this.

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Call back that girl, Daisy.

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Buttercup? It's Daisy.

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Oh, yes, yes.

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Daisy.

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Daisy, Mr.

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Cox and I...

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would like you to test for a part we've
got coming up.

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We think you'd be perfect.

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So why don't you come back here next
Thursday, and on your way out, you see

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Dorothy, our secretary, she'll give you
all the details.

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How about that?

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Okay, can I put my clothes back on?

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Oh, of course, my dear. How thoughtless
of me, how thoughtless of me.

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Oh, and I wanted to thank you both.

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Oh, my pleasure, my pleasure.

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Sly dog.

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Goodbye. Next Thursday.

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Harvey,

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Harvey.

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It ain't easy.

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But someone's got to do it.

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Harvey, why don't you go see Mike
Taylor?

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Packman, you know, you really ought to
be in pictures.

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You mean in fuck films?

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You certainly have a way with words.

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You want to give me another audition?

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That's exactly what I had in mind.

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Oh, my God.

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Mr.

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Hardy?

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You still come on Mr. Cox's desk.

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Oh, it's too bad.

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Why don't you put some on Kunze's desk,
too?

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Mr. Hardy, thank you.

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Lance,

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you're late again.

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You know, you've got to give up this.
I'm the greatest sex machine that ever

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walks stuff, you know?

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We've got a screen test to do today.

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I'm sorry, I'm late, okay?

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Hi.

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I'm really sorry I'm late.

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Okay, honey, get them hard.

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Huh?

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You've got some approach, Phil.

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Miss, honey, what's your name?

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Daisy. Daisy Chaney.

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Well, Daisy, didn't they explain to you
in casting what was expected of you for

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this screen test?

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Well, sort of, I guess.

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Then you do understand that Lance Hardy
is going to insert his thus swollen

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penis into your warm, moist vagina and
plunge it in and out for as long as

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possible until hopefully you two
experience the... primal pleasure of an

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But, before any of this can take place,
first, he must have an erection.

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And that is what we are asking of you
now.

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Well, just tell me what you want me to
do.

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For God's sakes, girl, didn't your
mother teach you anything?

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Tickle his asshole, titty fuck him, suck
his toes, sit on his face, work it by

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hand, do anything, just fucking do it!

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Excuse us for a minute, okay?

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Good.

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Don't mind him. He's a little nervous, I
guess.

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It was late, so it's really my fault.

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He's really hollering at me, not
hollering at you.

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This is very simple. All we have to do
is, like, go.

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It's simpler than you think.

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Yeah, do you have a boyfriend?

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No. Well, you've had one at one time,
right? Right.

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And, you know, when you made love to
him, the little things that you did,

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fun. That's just about what we're going
to do here.

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It's very simple.

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It's not any special thing you have to
do. Just be yourself and you only need

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one pussy.

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And I think you love it.

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I'll teach you everything you have to
know.

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Did you ever suck cock before?

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Yeah.

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You did?

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Sort of. A little bit, huh?

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So it's really... Very easy.

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Just sort of like what you did before.

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Just think about that.

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See?

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Jeez, it's so big.

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Is it really?

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Yeah.

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Here, why don't you go down there?

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Like fucking an ice cream cone.

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See,

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that's a fucking heart.

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To do him.

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He's going to relax.

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Good. I think she's got it. Bye, George.
She's got it.

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Lance Hardy has risen, and so has my
salary.

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Places, everyone. Get ready for a take.

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Heat them up.

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Roll sound.

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They're what? They're sensitive.

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I don't know.

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Print it. All right. Great.

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Sensational. Really fucking sensational.

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She's a natural, can I say.

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Hi.

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Hi, Ginger. Come on in.

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You look great. You want a drink?

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Oh, okay.

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So, uh, how's the biggest cock in
Hollywood?

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Your leading man.

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That arrogant asshole and I will no
longer be working together.

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I have found a new leading man, though.
That won't be easy, Linda. The, uh,

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Lance Hardy schlong is legendary.

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Oh, yeah, he's a terrific lover.

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Too bad he's so inconsiderate.

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Huh. Could this be love?

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So, did you bring your equipment?

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Oh, yeah, sure. You know, I've only done
rock stars before. Who is this guy? Is

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he your new boyfriend?

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He's going to be a big star in the
movies.

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You mean your kind of movies?

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He must really be hung.

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00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:18,360
What's his name? Is he cute?

256
00:30:18,620 --> 00:30:19,620
Is he circumcised?

257
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:21,720
That's him now.

258
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:28,340
Hi. Hi.

259
00:30:30,970 --> 00:30:31,970
I didn't know you had a company.

260
00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:35,230
Oh, Bud Cochran. This is Ginger Glover.
Hi.

261
00:30:35,730 --> 00:30:36,890
You want something to drink?

262
00:30:37,310 --> 00:30:38,310
Yeah, you got a beer?

263
00:30:38,470 --> 00:30:39,470
Sure.

264
00:30:39,930 --> 00:30:40,930
Make yourself at home.

265
00:30:45,190 --> 00:30:46,190
How you doing?

266
00:30:46,410 --> 00:30:47,410
Great.

267
00:30:49,070 --> 00:30:50,310
Cute, Linda.

268
00:30:51,330 --> 00:30:53,510
I think I'm going to enjoy casting him.

269
00:30:54,610 --> 00:30:56,710
What do you mean, cast me? She work for
your studio?

270
00:30:58,300 --> 00:31:00,620
She's going to preserve you for
posterity.

271
00:31:02,060 --> 00:31:03,060
I don't get it.

272
00:31:04,420 --> 00:31:07,740
Well, she's going to make a plaster cast
of your cock.

273
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:10,200
No, she isn't.

274
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:12,140
Oh, it won't hurt. You'll love it.

275
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:16,280
You're a bunch of degenerates. You know
that, don't you? Yeah. You got that

276
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:17,280
right.

277
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:20,440
Let's get his pants off. All right.

278
00:31:26,510 --> 00:31:29,210
Oh, come on. Hey, this is humiliating to
me. We just met.

279
00:31:29,690 --> 00:31:32,210
I'm just going to cast you, not castrate
you.

280
00:31:32,470 --> 00:31:34,990
Come on. Let's get these pants on. This
isn't right.

281
00:31:35,610 --> 00:31:36,369
It's sick.

282
00:31:36,370 --> 00:31:37,630
Sick. Get in there.

283
00:31:37,850 --> 00:31:39,530
We'll need some water. This is sick.

284
00:31:40,550 --> 00:31:42,490
Degenerate. I got them right here. I
know.

285
00:31:42,950 --> 00:31:43,990
Perverted. Have a seat.

286
00:31:44,370 --> 00:31:45,370
Just sit.

287
00:31:47,690 --> 00:31:48,690
What are you going to do now?

288
00:31:49,090 --> 00:31:52,310
What are we going to do now? Well, let's
get his pants off and get him hard. I

289
00:31:52,310 --> 00:31:54,250
can't make the casting unless he's good
and hard.

290
00:31:54,450 --> 00:31:55,450
Come on now.

291
00:32:00,110 --> 00:32:02,670
Look, I don't cotton for being made a
fool of, right?

292
00:32:06,690 --> 00:32:07,690
No.

293
00:32:07,990 --> 00:32:09,070
You're going to love this.

294
00:32:13,330 --> 00:32:16,570
Come on, you want this. Help me a little
bit. You're wrong.

295
00:32:17,690 --> 00:32:20,490
Here, let's get this under his ass. I
don't want to make a mess.

296
00:32:20,930 --> 00:32:22,250
What are you worried about, the
furniture?

297
00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:25,210
I'm not worried about a thing, honey.

298
00:32:25,910 --> 00:32:27,890
Underwear, too. We can't do it through
the underwear, you know.

299
00:32:28,110 --> 00:32:31,440
I sure hope you don't hurt me. I mean,
I'm a gentleman at times, man.

300
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:34,240
Oh, it's going to be excruciating.

301
00:32:35,060 --> 00:32:36,060
You're going to love it.

302
00:32:46,220 --> 00:32:47,220
Shit.

303
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:48,940
Jeez, I feel like I'm at the dentist.

304
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:50,560
I can never get hard now.

305
00:33:42,090 --> 00:33:43,090
Well, I might get hard.

306
00:34:15,340 --> 00:34:16,820
How am I going to get this off when it
hardens?

307
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:20,500
Well, you can't keep it up forever,
Stud. When you get smaller, it'll slide

308
00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:21,500
right off.

309
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:27,540
I think I'll use bronze so that even
when you're gone, your mighty organ will

310
00:34:27,540 --> 00:34:30,440
remain as in life, always ready for
another recital.

311
00:34:31,860 --> 00:34:34,900
Just give it a couple of minutes for the
plaster to harden, and we're all set.

312
00:34:35,739 --> 00:34:38,540
Ginger, you know, you're a master
cockcaster.

313
00:34:39,460 --> 00:34:42,260
Thank you. How am I supposed to stay
hard with this thing on?

314
00:34:47,980 --> 00:34:48,980
That's a great idea.

315
00:34:49,540 --> 00:34:53,659
Now watch closely, Cochran. You may
never see anything like this again.

316
00:35:07,100 --> 00:35:08,140
Let's get these off.

317
00:35:13,020 --> 00:35:14,540
So it's tease time, huh?

318
00:35:16,810 --> 00:35:19,010
You're going to fuck your toes, Cochran.

319
00:35:29,110 --> 00:35:30,290
What's your health?

320
00:35:31,590 --> 00:35:32,590
Oh.

321
00:35:34,890 --> 00:35:37,190
Oh. It's pretty warm.

322
00:35:37,710 --> 00:35:39,770
Oh, man. Oh, yeah.

323
00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:51,700
Oh, you've got a good toe, baby.

324
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:56,520
Oh,

325
00:35:57,160 --> 00:36:01,640
God. Oh,

326
00:36:04,380 --> 00:36:06,580
God, from what big toes you have.

327
00:36:06,940 --> 00:36:08,980
Nice foot massages, I'll tell you that.

328
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:16,920
Master, first.

329
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:19,960
I've got a cup. A cup? Mm -hmm.

330
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:21,300
Just eyeball it.

331
00:38:24,020 --> 00:38:25,540
Then how much water? Oh.

332
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:27,420
Why about half a cup?

333
00:38:30,740 --> 00:38:32,740
Then stir it. It was too tight.

334
00:40:03,310 --> 00:40:04,310
Give me that dildo.

335
00:40:04,850 --> 00:40:06,750
What? There's a dildo in my bag.

336
00:40:07,250 --> 00:40:08,250
Get it for me.

337
00:40:08,590 --> 00:40:09,590
Quick.

338
00:40:51,990 --> 00:40:55,990
I think he's ready, Lando. Are you? Wait
a minute. I got it. It's right here.

339
00:41:00,290 --> 00:41:01,290
Well,

340
00:41:02,430 --> 00:41:05,170
I guess we're going to have to make him
hard again.

341
00:41:23,260 --> 00:41:24,260
Repent, sir.

342
00:41:37,900 --> 00:41:39,140
You two talk.

343
00:41:39,780 --> 00:41:44,400
I'm going down to the Nazi sex slave
company and see how they're doing. Nice

344
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:45,480
see you again, Linda.

345
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:47,080
Nice seeing you, Mr. Cox.

346
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:58,180
I love him like a brother, but I sure
wish he'd see my tailor.

347
00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:06,220
Bernie, darling, what this studio needs
is a

348
00:42:06,220 --> 00:42:12,760
big, fresh, new cock attached to a nice,

349
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:17,020
easygoing, and easy to get along with
young man.

350
00:42:19,740 --> 00:42:23,860
And as the sun slowly sinks over the
western horizon,

351
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:28,480
We say a not -so -fond farewell to Lance
Hardy.

352
00:42:28,980 --> 00:42:29,980
What's his name?

353
00:42:30,180 --> 00:42:36,240
Bud Cochran. Well, actually, it's
Longstreet Cochran. Oh, some

354
00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:36,899
that up.

355
00:42:36,900 --> 00:42:37,900
No, it's for real.

356
00:42:38,500 --> 00:42:40,100
Oh, it's too good to be true.

357
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:43,900
Okay. Have him here tomorrow morning.
We'll shoot a test.

358
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:45,360
Bernie, darling!

359
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:50,380
I know you're really going to be
impressed with him.

360
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:55,940
Ah, Linda, baby, if only I wasn't
happily married to Bertha these 28

361
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:03,280
Morning, Phil.

362
00:43:03,460 --> 00:43:04,460
Ah, Linda.

363
00:43:04,820 --> 00:43:08,480
One of the hundred reasons I love you so
much is you're always on time.

364
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:10,760
Oh, so tell me another 50 or 60 reasons.

365
00:43:11,020 --> 00:43:15,560
Linda, my dear, if all my stars were as
easy to work with as you are, my life

366
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:16,700
would be so much better.

367
00:43:17,240 --> 00:43:18,138
Thanks, Phil.

368
00:43:18,140 --> 00:43:19,620
Is this the new star?

369
00:43:20,110 --> 00:43:24,590
Oh, Bud, this is Phil Parker. Now, he's
directed all of my pictures, and he's

370
00:43:24,590 --> 00:43:25,590
the very best.

371
00:43:26,050 --> 00:43:30,530
Phil, this is Bud Cochran. How do you
do? Now, I want you to remember that

372
00:43:30,590 --> 00:43:31,830
He's going to be very big.

373
00:43:32,210 --> 00:43:34,170
Of course, he's already pretty big.

374
00:43:34,550 --> 00:43:38,910
But what I mean to say is that he's
going to be well -known. Oh, and Phil, I

375
00:43:38,910 --> 00:43:41,990
just want to tell you how much I
appreciate you doing Bud's screen test.

376
00:43:42,970 --> 00:43:43,970
Who's he working with?

377
00:43:44,250 --> 00:43:45,250
Ah.

378
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:47,980
You, Miss, come over here. I want to
introduce you.

379
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:50,360
Linda, Bud, this is, what's your name?

380
00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:52,060
Daisy, Daisy Chaney.

381
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:53,360
Ah, Daisy.

382
00:43:53,580 --> 00:43:54,620
This is Miss Hand.

383
00:43:54,860 --> 00:43:58,560
Oh, Miss Hand, I've seen all your
pictures. You give the greatest head.

384
00:43:58,760 --> 00:43:59,760
Thank you.

385
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:03,560
And this is Bud Cochran. You'll be
working with Bud today.

386
00:44:03,940 --> 00:44:05,340
Ooh, he's cute.

387
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:08,640
Well, I'm going to leave the three of
you to your movie -making magic.

388
00:44:18,169 --> 00:44:20,890
Try not to act too nervous now. Okay,
look right in the lens.

389
00:44:21,810 --> 00:44:23,810
Okay, now look back at me.

390
00:44:24,090 --> 00:44:25,090
And action.

391
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:49,140
Well, Harvey, what do you think? I say
we let him play the lead with Linda in

392
00:51:49,140 --> 00:51:50,140
our next picture.

393
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:52,860
Yes, yes, please say yes.

394
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:57,880
We still have the unfinished matinee
idol to deal with.

395
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:03,720
And we've got to honor our commitments
to our distributors and deliver them a

396
00:52:03,720 --> 00:52:05,800
Lance Hardy, Linda Hand film.

397
00:52:06,260 --> 00:52:09,460
You mean a Linda Hand, Lance Hardy film,
don't you, Mr. Cox?

398
00:52:10,140 --> 00:52:11,140
Whatever.

399
00:52:11,860 --> 00:52:16,950
Okay. I'll finish this one film with
Lance Hardy, but it's the last time I'm

400
00:52:16,950 --> 00:52:17,970
ever going to work with him.

401
00:52:18,750 --> 00:52:23,270
From now on, my leading man is Bud
Cochran.

402
00:52:28,050 --> 00:52:30,190
Linda, Linda, we'll work something out.

403
00:52:31,950 --> 00:52:36,890
I'm sorry, Harvey, I only... Bernie,
they got their brains between their

404
00:52:37,660 --> 00:52:42,600
Harvey, they just don't realize the
attraction they have for one another.

405
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:48,140
Well, maybe you're right. You know, this
studio's success is attributable to

406
00:52:48,140 --> 00:52:49,660
Lance and Linda together.

407
00:52:50,020 --> 00:52:54,420
Well, hell, they've acted like this
towards one another ever since the

408
00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:58,820
Whatever is between them sure works well
on the screen.

409
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:01,580
Don't fool with a winning combination.

410
00:53:07,470 --> 00:53:08,470
Lance Harding.

411
00:53:09,130 --> 00:53:11,350
I'm really glad we had a chance to get
together tonight.

412
00:53:11,890 --> 00:53:16,170
You know, Doris has done some research
on what you do, your lifestyle. You

413
00:53:16,190 --> 00:53:18,750
we're not squares. We understand this. I
think it's terrific.

414
00:53:19,090 --> 00:53:23,110
And I know about your relationship with
your studio, Sensational International.

415
00:53:23,430 --> 00:53:24,430
It's fine.

416
00:53:24,810 --> 00:53:27,810
But I don't think you're really getting
the proper edge.

417
00:53:28,090 --> 00:53:32,990
What I'm proposing, I think, will blow
the lid off the market and boost your

418
00:53:32,990 --> 00:53:33,990
career.

419
00:53:34,790 --> 00:53:36,210
Blow the lid off the market?

420
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:37,800
Tell him, Doris.

421
00:53:38,580 --> 00:53:40,100
You tell him, Walter.

422
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:41,480
I'm embarrassed.

423
00:53:42,140 --> 00:53:43,180
He's embarrassed.

424
00:53:44,140 --> 00:53:49,340
Lance Hardy's advice to women about sex.

425
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:52,780
What? To women about sex?

426
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,640
Written by Lance Hardy?

427
00:53:54,980 --> 00:53:56,840
Lance Hardy advice about sex?

428
00:53:57,420 --> 00:53:58,420
Or when?

429
00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:02,360
Cut on the clincher, Doris.

430
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,000
Hardcover?

431
00:54:04,620 --> 00:54:10,390
Bestseller? My husband will publish a
book that you will write that gives

432
00:54:10,390 --> 00:54:12,010
to women about sex.

433
00:54:12,690 --> 00:54:16,350
I think it'll make the New York Times
bestseller list and probably run for a

434
00:54:16,350 --> 00:54:18,490
year. I'm talking something very big.

435
00:54:18,870 --> 00:54:20,790
Yeah? I think it's sensational.

436
00:54:21,010 --> 00:54:24,390
Doris came up with the idea. I'm the
publisher. I'm handling the overall

437
00:54:24,390 --> 00:54:26,030
package. You know, the financing.

438
00:54:26,370 --> 00:54:29,530
Doris will work out the details with
you, how it's going to work, still edit

439
00:54:29,550 --> 00:54:30,509
the whole thing.

440
00:54:30,510 --> 00:54:32,590
Doris, do me a favor. Take him home.

441
00:54:32,940 --> 00:54:36,080
Go over the details with him. When you
do that for him, show him how it works.

442
00:54:36,220 --> 00:54:39,220
You got any questions? No problem. I got
to get out of here. All right, Doris,

443
00:54:39,220 --> 00:54:40,038
let's take him home.

444
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:41,140
You look good.

445
00:54:41,620 --> 00:54:42,740
Don't you look good? Great.

446
00:54:43,240 --> 00:54:44,240
Thank you.

447
00:54:57,740 --> 00:54:59,080
You got a nice place here.

448
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:02,120
So, we're going to...

449
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:04,060
You want me to do a little book? Write a
book, huh?

450
00:55:05,240 --> 00:55:06,240
Listen, Lance.

451
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:08,440
Walter will never find out about this.

452
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:12,820
Huh? He could never understand how I
really feel about you.

453
00:55:13,740 --> 00:55:17,240
Only I understand, Lance. I know what
you feel.

454
00:55:17,860 --> 00:55:19,020
You know what I feel?

455
00:55:19,980 --> 00:55:24,060
Listen to me, Lance. I'm talking about a
relationship here. Mrs.

456
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:27,820
Michaels. Doris. Hey, Doris. Look,
Doris, you don't understand what this

457
00:55:27,820 --> 00:55:31,420
business is like. And I'm not really
what you think I am. I know. I know,

458
00:55:32,110 --> 00:55:36,910
So you just relax and stay right here
and don't move.

459
00:55:38,530 --> 00:55:40,330
I'm going to slip into something.

460
00:55:42,210 --> 00:55:43,450
More comfortable.

461
00:55:46,330 --> 00:55:47,630
More expressive.

462
00:55:54,150 --> 00:55:55,670
I gotta get out of here.

463
00:55:57,870 --> 00:55:58,910
Maybe I'll stay.

464
00:56:00,910 --> 00:56:03,210
I mean, she's not that bad looking.

465
00:56:04,710 --> 00:56:07,910
She's cute and a good piece of ass,
maybe.

466
00:56:08,150 --> 00:56:09,150
I don't know if we'll know.

467
00:56:10,670 --> 00:56:14,690
No, I better go. I'll stay.

468
00:56:15,470 --> 00:56:16,890
No. Yeah, I'll stay.

469
00:56:17,130 --> 00:56:18,130
I'll stay.

470
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:53,280
Just relax and lie, little guy.

471
00:56:54,300 --> 00:56:55,900
I'll do everything.

472
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:00,980
I gotta get out of here.

473
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:04,860
What a bad sport.

474
00:57:07,780 --> 00:57:13,820
With warmest regards, Sensational
International Pictures, Harvey D. Cox,

475
00:57:14,220 --> 00:57:17,740
Chairman of the Board, Bernard A. Kunst,
President.

476
00:57:18,700 --> 00:57:20,560
Thank you, Dorothy. That'll be all.

477
00:57:21,580 --> 00:57:22,580
You're welcome, sir.

478
00:57:24,060 --> 00:57:25,060
Oh.

479
00:57:25,380 --> 00:57:27,340
Hi, Dorothy. How's my favorite
secretary?

480
00:57:27,660 --> 00:57:29,620
I'm doing well, Mr. Hardy. Thank you.

481
00:57:30,260 --> 00:57:35,540
You know, you, uh... You look very...
Respectful.

482
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:38,040
You look well yourself, sir.

483
00:57:40,460 --> 00:57:45,160
Well, thank you, Mr. Hardy, for honoring
us with your esteemed presence.

484
00:57:45,980 --> 00:57:48,500
Cut the crap, Ernie. Get to the point.
We want to see me about.

485
00:57:48,780 --> 00:57:50,080
We want you...

486
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:53,400
to finish Matinee Idol with Linda.

487
00:57:54,280 --> 00:57:56,200
Well, what about that other actress we
tested?

488
00:57:56,680 --> 00:58:01,120
Daisy, what's her name? Daisy Chaney.
Yes, her test looked great. Just great.

489
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:06,100
But... But we've got to recoup our money
from Matinee Idol, and the only way to

490
00:58:06,100 --> 00:58:08,840
do that is for you and Linda both to
finish the picture.

491
00:58:12,500 --> 00:58:13,720
Well, suppose I agree.

492
00:58:14,620 --> 00:58:16,900
Then how are you going to get Linda to
go along with this?

493
00:58:17,180 --> 00:58:19,660
We've already talked to Linda, and she's
agreed.

494
00:58:20,350 --> 00:58:22,110
She's going to cooperate fully.

495
00:58:22,370 --> 00:58:27,590
And then after matinee idol is
completed, we can drop Linda and replace

496
00:58:27,590 --> 00:58:28,630
Daisy in the next film.

497
00:58:29,590 --> 00:58:30,590
Crazy.

498
00:58:30,850 --> 00:58:32,390
How do you drop Linda Hand?

499
00:58:32,930 --> 00:58:38,170
We don't need two female stars on one
lot. Now, Linda's too old. She's over

500
00:58:38,170 --> 00:58:40,890
hill. I think your partner's going a
little wacky.

501
00:58:41,830 --> 00:58:43,130
I think you're crazy.

502
00:58:43,710 --> 00:58:46,230
Linda Hand, pastor prime, she's the
best.

503
00:58:46,510 --> 00:58:49,430
She can still raise every cop from here
to the East Coast.

504
00:58:51,820 --> 00:58:54,020
including a couple of old men that I
know.

505
00:58:55,700 --> 00:58:58,740
All right, when do you want to resume
filming? Tomorrow morning at 8 o 'clock

506
00:58:58,740 --> 00:58:59,740
sharp, so be there.

507
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:01,960
Oh, I'll be there.

508
00:59:08,020 --> 00:59:12,400
I told you, Bernie, they got their
brains between their legs.

509
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:31,740
If you two are ready, I'd like to get
started.

510
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:42,140
Places, everyone. Get ready for a take.

511
00:59:42,540 --> 00:59:43,540
Heat them up.

512
00:59:44,660 --> 00:59:45,660
Roll sound.

513
00:59:46,860 --> 00:59:47,860
Mark.

514
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:50,000
Action.

515
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:21,920
You knew I was following you all that
time, didn't you?

516
01:01:23,300 --> 01:01:24,300
Huh?

517
01:01:25,740 --> 01:01:26,920
I was watching you.

518
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:31,760
Did you know that?

519
01:01:32,300 --> 01:01:33,300
Yeah, I knew.

520
01:01:35,060 --> 01:01:36,540
You wanted this car, didn't you?

521
01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:40,420
Give it to me.

522
01:01:40,660 --> 01:01:41,760
Oh, you can keep it.

523
01:01:44,900 --> 01:01:48,540
I'm not your husband. You can talk to me
if you can't talk to me that way.

524
01:01:49,340 --> 01:01:51,560
I give you what I want and when I want
it. You understand?

525
01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:53,320
You did.

526
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:55,800
Huh?

527
01:01:57,300 --> 01:02:01,080
That's it, don't I? You little bitch.

528
01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:03,040
How's it feel having a baby?

529
01:02:03,380 --> 01:02:04,380
I love it.

530
01:02:04,540 --> 01:02:07,500
Your husband doesn't have a car, does
he? Not like you.

531
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:30,820
Let's cut and go for a new angle now.

532
01:02:40,740 --> 01:02:41,740
Lance.

533
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:48,920
I just want you to know that I'm really
sorry about...

534
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:52,020
No, no, no. There's no reason to
apologize.

535
01:02:52,890 --> 01:02:53,890
It was my fault.

536
01:02:54,470 --> 01:02:57,690
Well, I guess actually we both have
reason to apologize.

537
01:03:00,630 --> 01:03:02,110
Yeah, I guess.

538
01:03:06,030 --> 01:03:07,770
It's nice to see you two aren't
fighting.

539
01:03:08,950 --> 01:03:10,270
Okay, ready, everybody.

540
01:03:10,530 --> 01:03:11,630
We're back in business.

541
01:03:12,130 --> 01:03:14,050
Places, everyone. Get ready for a take.

542
01:03:14,450 --> 01:03:15,450
Heat them up.

543
01:03:15,550 --> 01:03:16,550
Now, hold on a second.

544
01:03:16,810 --> 01:03:20,710
I'm not hard.

545
01:03:21,950 --> 01:03:23,410
It's hard to get my dick up from the
list.

546
01:03:23,790 --> 01:03:24,930
You don't mind, do you? No.

547
01:03:26,030 --> 01:03:27,270
Let me get back in character.

548
01:03:28,230 --> 01:03:31,230
The camera's just on your faces. Can't
we get this thing shot?

549
01:03:31,570 --> 01:03:32,810
Hey, I'm going to tell you something.

550
01:03:33,510 --> 01:03:35,450
You know, I got to be insider, all
right?

551
01:03:35,690 --> 01:03:36,950
It's all right, Lance. We're holding.

552
01:03:37,210 --> 01:03:40,490
I do the soft core stuff. It's okay. I
don't want to pretend. I want to feel

553
01:03:40,550 --> 01:03:43,050
If we don't start soon, we'll be into
overtime, Lance.

554
01:03:45,370 --> 01:03:49,650
You know, sometimes you're... Don't get
me upset, all right?

555
01:03:50,850 --> 01:03:52,050
Jesus. Roll sound.

556
01:03:52,590 --> 01:03:55,170
Mark. Action.

557
01:04:02,230 --> 01:04:04,510
Love your business.

558
01:04:06,130 --> 01:04:07,390
Fuck me.

559
01:04:10,550 --> 01:04:13,030
Turn me over.

560
01:04:13,350 --> 01:04:15,150
What? Turn me over.

561
01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:31,600
Like that?

562
01:04:36,820 --> 01:04:37,820
Oh, my God.

563
01:04:45,140 --> 01:04:46,140
Honey,

564
01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:51,380
I... You got it.

565
01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:31,600
Beautiful, beautiful.

566
01:06:32,100 --> 01:06:33,100
Right.

567
01:06:34,420 --> 01:06:37,840
Okay? Yeah, I'm good. Okay for you? No,
no, no.

568
01:06:38,060 --> 01:06:39,060
That's a good shot.

569
01:06:39,900 --> 01:06:41,060
Wrap for the day.

570
01:06:42,420 --> 01:06:45,200
Nice work.

571
01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:56,800
Someone knows where they are.

572
01:06:57,380 --> 01:06:58,380
Hey.

573
01:07:00,880 --> 01:07:01,880
How about dinner sometime?

574
01:07:02,780 --> 01:07:03,780
Really?

575
01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:05,920
I'd like that.

576
01:08:09,480 --> 01:08:10,480
Hey,

577
01:08:24,540 --> 01:08:25,880
nice place you have.

578
01:08:28,720 --> 01:08:31,240
You know, I don't think I've ever been
happier Lance.

579
01:08:31,700 --> 01:08:38,700
Yeah, is that before after you locked me
out of the house Would you like a drink

580
01:08:38,700 --> 01:08:45,540
I'd love one. Thanks You know you made
Daisy and Bud very

581
01:08:45,540 --> 01:08:50,180
happy too. It wasn't for you. They had
never met It wasn't for you. They'd have

582
01:08:50,180 --> 01:08:54,880
never met And to tell me something

583
01:08:58,029 --> 01:09:00,810
You think you could marry me?

584
01:09:03,050 --> 01:09:04,050
No.

585
01:09:04,370 --> 01:09:05,590
Hard man's good to find.

586
01:09:06,950 --> 01:09:08,109
You didn't let me finish.

587
01:09:08,970 --> 01:09:12,010
What I meant to say is, why do you want
to marry me?

588
01:09:15,210 --> 01:09:16,210
Well, let me see.

589
01:09:16,710 --> 01:09:17,890
It might take a while.

590
01:09:20,010 --> 01:09:25,270
If you say yes, I'll spend the rest of
our lives telling you why.

591
01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:40,000
No, this is the first time that we're
alone together.

592
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:06,759
And Mr.

593
01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:12,420
and Mrs. Cochran, by the power vested in
me by the state of California, I

594
01:15:12,420 --> 01:15:14,800
pronounce you man and wife.

595
01:15:15,060 --> 01:15:16,520
You may kiss the bride.

596
01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:22,119
And Mr.

597
01:15:22,120 --> 01:15:27,680
Hardy and Miss Hand, I just want to tell
you how much my wife and I enjoy

598
01:15:27,680 --> 01:15:28,800
watching your films.

599
01:15:29,240 --> 01:15:30,240
Thank you, Your Honor.

600
01:15:30,340 --> 01:15:31,460
Thank you. Thank you very much.

601
01:15:31,980 --> 01:15:33,020
What? Congratulations.

602
01:15:33,400 --> 01:15:34,540
Thank you, Mr. Hardy.

603
01:15:37,489 --> 01:15:40,110
Thank you so much. Daisy,
congratulations.

604
01:15:42,110 --> 01:15:43,110
Thanks, Max.

605
01:15:43,330 --> 01:15:44,530
Very best of luck, you both.

606
01:15:44,790 --> 01:15:45,850
Thank you. Thank you, sir.

607
01:15:47,310 --> 01:15:49,050
Bye -bye. Have a safe trip.

608
01:15:49,550 --> 01:15:50,550
So long.

609
01:16:09,200 --> 01:16:10,400
So you got married.

610
01:16:10,820 --> 01:16:12,540
I'll send you a wedding gift.

611
01:16:13,080 --> 01:16:14,080
Who?

612
01:16:14,500 --> 01:16:19,740
Daisy. I thought you were Linda. She...
You what?

613
01:16:20,440 --> 01:16:21,440
She what?

614
01:16:21,640 --> 01:16:22,640
What?

615
01:16:23,860 --> 01:16:24,860
You were who?

616
01:16:25,020 --> 01:16:27,460
I thought you were sweet on... What's
her name?

617
01:16:28,180 --> 01:16:30,520
Linda's what? Come on, Lance. Quit
kidding.

618
01:16:30,900 --> 01:16:32,260
You're what? Hello.

619
01:16:32,680 --> 01:16:33,680
Hello.

620
01:16:35,960 --> 01:16:36,960
They quit.

621
01:16:37,480 --> 01:16:38,540
Both of them.

622
01:16:39,040 --> 01:16:40,040
All of them!

623
01:16:44,120 --> 01:16:45,560
What do we do, Bernie?

624
01:16:49,420 --> 01:16:55,200
Somewhere in this whole star -struck
town, there's got to be another guy with

625
01:16:55,200 --> 01:16:58,720
big cock, a pretty face, able to come on
cue.

626
01:17:04,520 --> 01:17:06,100
You. Fella.

627
01:17:06,320 --> 01:17:07,320
You out there.

628
01:17:07,560 --> 01:17:08,560
How about you?

629
01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:10,720
You want to be a matinee idol.

630
01:18:14,510 --> 01:18:16,690
Thank you.

631
01:21:58,410 --> 01:22:01,530
Oh. Oh.

632
01:22:02,270 --> 01:22:03,270
Oh.

633
01:22:12,460 --> 01:22:13,860
Help!

634
01:22:16,720 --> 01:22:18,120
Help!

635
01:22:20,140 --> 01:22:21,140
Help!

636
01:24:22,550 --> 01:24:24,530
oh oh